Thursday 3 September 2009

Celebrity Makeovers!

I was in Oxford's Islamic Studies library yesterday and someone had left out a book I think was called "Osama wa al-Jazeera wa...Ana" with a big photo of bin Ladin on the front. I am surely not the first to suggest the man has formidable aesthetic potential were it not for the unfortunate beard and the penchant for slaughter. He has great bone structure.

Now I have a fantasy of giving him a good shave* and an emo hairstyle where it's cut on an angle and swishing gentle across
his face...

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*Not as a loaded religious gesture but because he has delicate features and that fluffy monstrosity looks like
it is wearing him.

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